Something you don't want to hear when you first wake up

So after Brady woke up this morning I was still in bed trying to force my eyes to open enough to drag myself out. I stayed up way too late last night. Aaron had an early flight this morning and it seems on those nights when he goes to bed early, I go to bed too late.
Brady comes to me in the bed and says "Mommy, there's something you don't want to see in the living room."

OK, that made me open my eyes!

Me: Brady, what did you do in the living room?
Brady: Um, nothing Mommy.
Me: Then why don't I want to see it?
Brady: Um, I made a drawing with my snot on the floor......and the couch.
Me: Ew! Why did you do that?
Brady: Because I needed a kleenex.
Me: Then why didn't you get one?
Brady: Because I made it with my finger. Come see.

So now he wants me to see it.
Yeah, it was gross! I'm just glad now that we paid the extra $70 when we bought our couch to have a protective coat put on it for easy cleaning and stain repellent.

Too bad he forgot where he drew on the floor. Now I'll never see that work of art!
(Aren't you glad I didn't post pictures with this?)